greenhairandpronouns-tournament:

The Green Hair and Pronouns Tournament Semifinals, Match 1

N's character art from Black and WhiteALT
Art of Neptune from one of the newer anime series (maybe crystal?)ALT

N from Pokémon vs. Sailor Neptune from Sailor Moon

N

Neptune

greenhairandpronouns-tournament:

The Green Hair and Pronouns Tournament Semifinals, Match 1

N's character art from Black and WhiteALT
Art of Neptune from one of the newer anime series (maybe crystal?)ALT

N from Pokémon vs. Sailor Neptune from Sailor Moon

N

Neptune

jonali:

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ober-affen-geil:

captain-price-officially:

[Begin video ID:

Someone driving a car pulls up to a McDonalds drive-thru in Germany. The intercom podium reads “[handwritten script] Wilkommen bei [McDonalds “M”] [typed script] ich liebe es] (translation: Welcome to [McDonalds “M”] I’m loving it)

transcript of conversation:

Driver: Hallo

Employee: Hallo

Driver: Guten Sie English? (Is your English good?)

Employee: Yes

Driver: Stahbiell. Ich bekomm bitte einmal ein Doublepack menu. (Cool. I’ll have a [menu item], please.)

Employee, in heavy German accent: I don’t understand German.

End ID]

tomendthesun:

tomendthesun:

do you think the porn bots ever accidentally message each other and end up in an endless loop of sending each other virus links

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lipstickmata:

here is a conversation i had with my father:

me: dad try the leftovers in the fridge they’re so good it’s stuffed heart

dad: AHHHHHH WHAT

dad: BRIDGETTE I ALMOST ATE THAT

me: good eat it it’s really good

dad: THAT IS ONE STEP BELOW CANNIBALISM

me: IT IS NOT THERE ARE NOT STEPS IT IS BINARY

me: AND THAT IS A PIG’S HEART AND YOU ARE LITERALLY EATING SAUSAGE KOLACHE

dad: the heart is what the pig used in order to love

dad: and there are steps

dad: it is not binary

me: how many steps

dad: seven

me: whatever more food for me

and then this morning him and the girls handed me this:

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he is a 50 year old attorney this is how he spent his morning was making this

note he put himself in the first safe zone

bambi-lesbian-posts:

digi-moe:

ID: The Bugs Bunny "pleasant evening" meme. Bugs Bunny stands to the right wearing a traditional Arab thobe (long, white tunic with long sleeves) and a white kufi (an Islamic cap) while holding a prayer beads in his left hand. Text to his left reads: "I wish all my muslim followers 🕌🌙 a very pleasant Eid Mubarak with an Arabic text that reads Eid Mubarak عيد مبارك.” End ID.]ALT

Happy Eid ul-Adha(or Bakrid, or Eid Mubarak) to any people of the Muslim faith this year! This is for 6/29/2023

anya-chalotra:

#the man, the myth, the legend malewife upset about a fake book club

callizinc:

op was CLEARLY digging through the ditches and burning through the witches and slamming in the back of their dragula when they posted this 😂

quixoticanarchy:

a californian but there’s something just a bit wrong and spooky about her. call that an uncanny valley girl

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