greenhairandpronouns-tournament:
The Green Hair and Pronouns Tournament Semifinals, Match 1
greenhairandpronouns-tournament:
The Green Hair and Pronouns Tournament Semifinals, Match 1
greenhairandpronouns-tournament:
The Green Hair and Pronouns Tournament Semifinals, Match 1
[Begin video ID:
Someone driving a car pulls up to a McDonalds drive-thru in Germany. The intercom podium reads “[handwritten script] Wilkommen bei [McDonalds “M”] [typed script] ich liebe es] (translation: Welcome to [McDonalds “M”] I’m loving it)
transcript of conversation:
Driver: Hallo
Employee: Hallo
Driver: Guten Sie English? (Is your English good?)
Employee: Yes
Driver: Stahbiell. Ich bekomm bitte einmal ein Doublepack menu. (Cool. I’ll have a [menu item], please.)
Employee, in heavy German accent: I don’t understand German.
End ID]
do you think the porn bots ever accidentally message each other and end up in an endless loop of sending each other virus links
here is a conversation i had with my father:
me: dad try the leftovers in the fridge they’re so good it’s stuffed heart
dad: AHHHHHH WHAT
dad: BRIDGETTE I ALMOST ATE THAT
me: good eat it it’s really good
dad: THAT IS ONE STEP BELOW CANNIBALISM
me: IT IS NOT THERE ARE NOT STEPS IT IS BINARY
me: AND THAT IS A PIG’S HEART AND YOU ARE LITERALLY EATING SAUSAGE KOLACHE
dad: the heart is what the pig used in order to love
dad: and there are steps
dad: it is not binary
me: how many steps
dad: seven
me: whatever more food for me
and then this morning him and the girls handed me this:
he is a 50 year old attorney this is how he spent his morning was making this
note he put himself in the first safe zone
Happy Eid ul-Adha(or Bakrid, or Eid Mubarak) to any people of the Muslim faith this year! This is for 6/29/2023
#the man, the myth, the
legendmalewife upset about a fake book club
op was CLEARLY digging through the ditches and burning through the witches and slamming in the back of their dragula when they posted this 😂
a californian but there’s something just a bit wrong and spooky about her. call that an uncanny valley girl